The Real World. Derby
Derby is a place not to be dismissed. Behind all the crap facts people will try and fob you off with (5th smallest city in England, more McDonalds per square mile than any other city) there lies a city with a lot to discover. More interesting than the place itself are some of the people you will find there. For there are a band of merry men and women who, if found will show you the real meaning of fun. Each has a tale to tell. Each has another side (usually displayed after copious amounts of alcohol). Within the walls of this site is to be found information on these people. Some tales are shocking, some sad, some hilarious. I'll let you make up your own mind.
You have been warned!
Now meet the people
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Phil Culf 18 yrs old 6"3' Ginger hair Size 12 feet |
The creator of this site. A geology student at Portsmouth Uni. Famed for his sheer gingery longness and horrific morning farts. |
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James Brown 19 yrs old 5"11' Ultra thin |
Well known for his name and alter ego Johnny casino. Currently in-between degrees at Derby Uni. Famed for his never-ending illnesses. |
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Martin O'Neill 20 yrs old 5"10' Well toned stomach |
A man loved by all who know him. Manager of Peak Performance skate shop. Famed for his unforgettable piss scene in the Derby video. |
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Daniel Murgatroid 21 yrs old 5"11' Long girlie hair |
Murgy as he's known has the alter ego of Sally Las Vegas, the other half to Johnny. Famed for his quickly found skating skills and odd pissed up antics. |
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Helena Stasiak 24 yrs old 5"3' Varying hair colour |
Squirrel as she is known is studying sociology at Derby Uni. Lives with Ben, and the rest of the crew a lot of the time. Famed for being the only true girl skater in Derby. |
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Ben Marley 23 yrs old 5"9' Bleached hand cream hair Pale beer belly |
On the Dole after completing a film degree at Derby Uni. Lives with Squirrel and sleeps ALL day. Famed for being one of the original Derby skaters. |
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Carl Bull 21 yrs old 5"9' Elastic penis Cheezy Penis |
On the Dole, at college, working in a restaurant. Doing anything for money really. Derby's #1 player. Famed for his ability to suck on his own dick. You HAVE to see this one! |
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Neil Hair 5"8' NO hair Indestructible body |
Neil Hair as he's known is loved by everyone. A devoted Vegan with interesting political views. Accepts many a slap on his bald bonce. Famed for all the other abuse is head takes. |
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Charlie Williams 22 yrs old 6"2' Hairy beer gut |
Chaz as he's known by everyone is the lead piece to the group Light-year. Owes everyone money. Famed for just knowing the entire population of Derby. |
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Luke Smith 19 yrs old 5"10' long curly hair |
Luke is studying Sociology at Leicester Uni. Used to have a micro micro mini in his house. Famed for his complaining and nit picking at everything. |
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Matt Wren 25 yrs old 6"0' Hair unknown due to extensive cap wearing. |
Old man Wren as he is sometimes referred to works in Peak Performance with Martin. Great mini ramp skater but often injured. Famed for being another of the original Derby skaters |
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Some of the information above maybe wrong. Especially the heights. They're just estimates.
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